September 2011
August 2011
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hi i just worked a 12 hour shift
“Sucker Punch kicked ass, critics are stupid, trench warfare is fucking brutal. A night well spent!”
—expert review
is titanic 16 hours long
ugh im SUCH a morose drunk when im not flirting
I like their women more than their wine
my main source of entertainment currently is reading roommate descriptions on Craigslist
ex posts pic of her with a mustache drawn on her finger holding it below her nose
= i am officially happy im single