hi my name is josh
and i think tall curvy girls are the best thing on earth ok bye
a drunk barefoot woman picked a fight with me on...
she wont stop screaming “im straight up fucking mexican!”
OWAH TUMBORMIM IM SOR DRUNKAN D IN LVOE
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
my co-worker suggested i join an anime club.
As a weird looking fella myself, I mean no harm by these words, it’s a...– Gareth Campesinos!
cute tall girl on the T did i talk to her haha son u trippin
If the thought of a father-in-law smelling his future daughter-in-law’s dirty underwear and smelling poop because skidmarks isn’t funny that I don’t fucking know what’s funny anymore
st vincent during her encore gave this really...
hi i saw st vincent and im very drunk right now
help im the worst
My NaNoWriMo Three 6 Mafia ideas DO NOT STEAL
young hotshot special agent gets transferred into the most dangerous governmental secret ops agency: Three 6 Mafia How are the lives of Steampunk Three 6 Mafia effected after winning a Steampunk Grammy for their song “It’s Hard Out Here For a Steampimp”? Three 6 Mafia find a time machine Three 6 Mafia’s rhymes are so ill they unleash a Lovecraftian horror only they can...