May 2010
Inexplicable depression + inability to drink =...
1 1/2 beers and I'm done.
It hurts my stomach too much.
Shit, what happened to me?
Well, I didn't plan on getting drunk but here we...
April 2010
See for yourselves:
Shaved my beard off cuz I was bored.
Now I look like a 14 year old, but a doable 14 year old.
I think I have to go to jail now, so I’ll see y’all later.
Random observation:
The only girls who tell me I’m cute have boyfriends.
I just used the word "y'all" in an email to a...
Totally getting in y/y?
Fucking fuck it's windy out.
Now my hair’s all messed up (What?)
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I'm twenty-one today.
ohboylandahoy:
I think I should go buy a beer.
YAY COURTNEY!
My brother doesn't know the alphabet but he can...
He’s 6.
As for the infamous line, ‘fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?’...
– Violent J explaining the song “Miracles”
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I really don't think this NYC trip is gonna...
I don’t know how I’m gonna make it to Boston in time for the bus, or if the show is even sold out. So now I’m looking up flights to other places (including London).
Someone needs to come over and take my computer away from me.
Basically if I can't get my mother to give me a...
UGH UGH UGH this is my life.
Planning trip to New York. Freaking out. Let's...
So, I guess I'm going to New York...
Someone please stop me from doing something very...
I just wanna cry so fucking hard right now.
I COULDN’T GET IN TO SEE LOS CAMPESINOS! CUZ I FORGOT MY I.D. AT HOME CUZ MY STUPID FAMILY NEEDED ME TO COME OVER TO FIX THEIR TV EVEN THOUGH IT WAS JUST ON VIDEO OH GOD THEY MUST BE ON STAGE RIGHT NOW I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!
Great things are gonna be happening today…
so then why the fuck do I feel so terrible?!! GOD DAMNIT!!!