May 2010
Inexplicable depression + inability to drink =...
May 1st
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1 1/2 beers and I'm done.
It hurts my stomach too much. Shit, what happened to me?
May 1st
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Well, I didn't plan on getting drunk but here we...
May 1st
April 2010
Apr 30th
See for yourselves:
Apr 30th
Shaved my beard off cuz I was bored.
Now I look like a 14 year old, but a doable 14 year old. I think I have to go to jail now, so I’ll see y’all later.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
Random observation:
The only girls who tell me I’m cute have boyfriends.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
I just used the word "y'all" in an email to a...
Totally getting in y/y?
Apr 29th
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Fucking fuck it's windy out.
Now my hair’s all messed up (What?)
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
I'm twenty-one today.
ohboylandahoy: I think I should go buy a beer. YAY COURTNEY!
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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My brother doesn't know the alphabet but he can...
He’s 6.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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“As for the infamous line, ‘fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?’...”
– Violent J explaining the song “Miracles”
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
I really don't think this NYC trip is gonna...
I don’t know how I’m gonna make it to Boston in time for the bus, or if the show is even sold out. So now I’m looking up flights to other places (including London). Someone needs to come over and take my computer away from me.
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
Basically if I can't get my mother to give me a...
UGH UGH UGH this is my life.
Apr 26th
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Planning trip to New York. Freaking out. Let's...
Apr 26th
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So, I guess I'm going to New York...
Apr 26th
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Someone please stop me from doing something very...
Apr 26th
I just wanna cry so fucking hard right now.
I COULDN’T GET IN TO SEE LOS CAMPESINOS! CUZ I FORGOT MY I.D. AT HOME CUZ MY STUPID FAMILY NEEDED ME TO COME OVER TO FIX THEIR TV EVEN THOUGH IT WAS JUST ON VIDEO OH GOD THEY MUST BE ON STAGE RIGHT NOW I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!
Apr 26th
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Great things are gonna be happening today…
so then why the fuck do I feel so terrible?!! GOD DAMNIT!!! 
Apr 25th
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