December 2009
"Practice baby" is a terrifying phrase.
Dear Tumblr: School is shit. Going to quit.
weareinmotion:
yo…i can make it as a rapper
BE COOL STAY IN SCHOOL SAMMY!
November 2009
I'm a twilight loser, i gave up my tan to be pale,...
Nothing else needs to be said. This pretty much sums it up.
My friend and I are in our 30s. We wore 'Team...
I actually just feel sad for these people.
Today, my boyfriend cut the brakes on my car!... →
parisinflames:
letmeworryaboutblank:
parisinflames:
letmeworryaboutblank:
YIKES! (Via My Life is Twilight)
please tell me that site is a joke.
I’m 95% sure it’s real and I’m 100% happy about it.
the only thing i’m happy about is the fact that i know for certain that most of those people will never, ever reproduce, because they’ll never get the chance.
“Today my husband was...
Today, my boyfriend cut the brakes on my car!... →
parisinflames:
letmeworryaboutblank:
YIKES! (Via My Life is Twilight)
please tell me that site is a joke.
I’m 95% sure it’s real and I’m 100% happy about it.
Today, my boyfriend cut the brakes on my car!... →
YIKES! (Via My Life is Twilight)
how tall is everyone?
thelazykitteh:
lastonethereisapenispump:
justplainchelsey:
vegetarianzombie:
brickbyboriingbrick:
thedaytimeblues:
cause im like 5’9
5’1 or 5’0
4’11 :c
5’9”
im only 5’7
5’8 *wishes 5’6*
5’6” I’m short boy and proud.
Do you have monies from things you should not have...
reblog if you love gingers!
emmadavey:
icanthearitontheradio:
sarahthevampyrslyr:
justanotherprettylie:crashcourselove:cantthinkofanythingclever:toothpaste:edwardunderice:oursoulshavecaughtonfire
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Welcome to creepy town y’all.
reblog with your answers
randa-bear-is-smitten:
endlessendeavour:
lookleftandlie:jealousminds:fearthebest:baggedmilk:blueeyeddreamer:
1) name? Josh
2) how old are you? 20
3) where do you live? Lowell, Ma (this place is the worst)
4) how tall are you? 5’6” (I’m short for a guy)
5) are you single or in a relationship? Single
6) do you have any siblings? 2 half brothers and a half-sister.
7)...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(978): so my phone autocorrects ‘retard’ to ‘retaaahd’. i LOVE being a masshole!
Of course this is in my area code.
I love my 'hipster' music. So fuck you.
elsabette:
Besides, I have to listen to it so people can understand me.
Good for you Elisabeth.
SURPRISE: Your dad is Charles Manson →